i KICKED THAT SPAMMER'S B*7% -- hOWEVER, YOU WILL HAVE TO POST HERE AND NOT BELOW TO RESPOND TO THE NEXT BLOG ASSIGNMENT: So click comments right below here and have at it...Amanda, Brian, Alex and Rachel: Two words: BRRRRRING IT! Great job with the first full blown debate performance...See you all Thursday:
Top Ten George W. Bush Debate Strategies
10. Ask the question, "We've never had a horse-faced president so why start now?"
9. Instead of witty retorts, have secret service wrestle Senator Kerry to the ground.
8. Use Kerry's long-winded answers to take much needed bathroom breaks.
7. Hope one of them hurricanes cancels the debate.
6. Instead of water, fill Kerry's mug with Red Bull and vodka.
5. Find time to work in joke prop--giant waffle.
4. Moving his lips to pretend microphone isn't working.
3. Handle it same way he handled national guard duty--don't show up.
2. If Kerry makes a good point, distract him with some chaw spit in the eye.
1. Point out Senator Kerry's mispronunciation of the word "nucular." Letterman Archive 2004
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This is Adriana i forgot my password so for now im gonna try to post anonymous, because im afraid it wont post on time.
Group:Adriana, Mark, Shellee
Claim: The best way to help Katrina victims is by donating to the Red Cross.
Proposition: Everyone in Sandra Wheelers Comm 311 class should donate $20.00 to the Red Cross.
Warrant: Everyone should help.
Data: A class of 20 students would donate $400, which would be a great help.
Claim: Katrina has taken many things from thousands of people in the Gulf Coast and surrounding areas.
Data: The hurricane tore down houses, damaged cars and many other necessites of the people living in that region.
Warrant:Everybody needs somebody to care.
Resolution: Our class and many others across the country should help the victims of hurricane katrina with fundraisers, clothing drives and food drives.
That was from Rachel Agutos, Rose Knoll, and Tiffany Warrick.
Mark your calandars for october 2oth at 10-2pm--That is when you can help wiht a local Katrina fundraiser hosted by my Interpersonal Class at The CRC Harvest of Humanity in the quad. Great job on these arguments!
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